Unisex Double Diamond Hoodie
Black / S
£42.00
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Behold this absolute weapon of a hoodie… modelled by a man who has definitely never seen snow in his life, let alone skied it.
Look at him. That pose. That expression. Mate, you’re wearing “Piste Off” on the sleeve and a big double diamond on the back like you’re some hardened big-mountain legend, but we both know the closest you’ve ever got to off-piste is walking past the queue for the magic carpet.
Anyway.
This is actually the softest hoodie you’ll ever own. Proper 100% cotton face on the outside, warm brushed fleece inside, with a decent pouch pocket for hiding your hands (or your shame) and a proper 3-panel hood that doesn’t make you look like a disappointed monk. Matching flat drawstrings because even posers deserve nice details.
Small double diamond on the chest, massive one across the back, and “PISTE OFF” running down the left sleeve so everyone knows exactly how you feel about groomed runs.
• 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• 3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
Buy it. Wear it. Lie to your mates about how hard you rip. The hoodie won’t judge you.
The model definitely will, though. He’s been side-eyeing us the whole time.
Double diamonds on the back. Zero actual diamonds in this man’s skiing résumé.
Unisex Double Diamond Hoodie
£42.00
Look at him. That pose. That expression. Mate, you’re wearing “Piste Off” on the sleeve and a big double diamond on the back like you’re some hardened big-mountain legend, but we both know the closest you’ve ever got to off-piste is walking past the queue for the magic carpet.
Anyway.
This is actually the softest hoodie you’ll ever own. Proper 100% cotton face on the outside, warm brushed fleece inside, with a decent pouch pocket for hiding your hands (or your shame) and a proper 3-panel hood that doesn’t make you look like a disappointed monk. Matching flat drawstrings because even posers deserve nice details.
Small double diamond on the chest, massive one across the back, and “PISTE OFF” running down the left sleeve so everyone knows exactly how you feel about groomed runs.
• 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• 3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan.
Buy it. Wear it. Lie to your mates about how hard you rip. The hoodie won’t judge you.
The model definitely will, though. He’s been side-eyeing us the whole time.
Double diamonds on the back. Zero actual diamonds in this man’s skiing résumé.