Piste Princess T-Shirt - Tell the world where you ski
Black Heather / S
£14.00
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Meet the Piste Princess.
She’s peering out at you with that exact look that says “I don’t care what you think, peasant.”
She only skis when the snow is groomed to perfection, the lifties call her by name, and someone else carries her skis. Off-piste? Darling, that’s for people who enjoy suffering. This shirt is her official uniform.
Soft 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain a touch of polyester because even princesses make compromises sometimes). Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink when she throws a tantrum in the lodge. Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and that perfect fit that makes her look effortlessly superior.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough that she won’t break a sweat doing absolutely nothing.
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Because even royalty needs supply chains.
Wear it if you want to channel pure “I don’t ski anything steeper than a blue and I’m proud of it” energy. The eyes will judge everyone for you.
Double diamonds? Adorable.
This shirt only recognises groomed royalty and extra whipped cream on the hot chocolate.
Piste Princess T-Shirt - Tell the world where you ski
£14.00
She’s peering out at you with that exact look that says “I don’t care what you think, peasant.”
She only skis when the snow is groomed to perfection, the lifties call her by name, and someone else carries her skis. Off-piste? Darling, that’s for people who enjoy suffering. This shirt is her official uniform.
Soft 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain a touch of polyester because even princesses make compromises sometimes). Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink when she throws a tantrum in the lodge. Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and that perfect fit that makes her look effortlessly superior.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough that she won’t break a sweat doing absolutely nothing.
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Because even royalty needs supply chains.
Wear it if you want to channel pure “I don’t ski anything steeper than a blue and I’m proud of it” energy. The eyes will judge everyone for you.
Double diamonds? Adorable.
This shirt only recognises groomed royalty and extra whipped cream on the hot chocolate.